About Almost Epic Adventures™: The Goblin’s Week

Almost Epic Adventures™: The Goblin’s Week is a first person adventure-investigation-stealth game, taking place in a satirical dark fantasy world full of humor.

You play a goblin who has just been hired for a week as the new dungeon janitor. Each day, you have various missions to do for the Evil Dungeon Master, including the dungeon maintenance (cleaning blood, repairing traps, looting dead adventurers), cooking, sweeping the floor, etc.

However, you soon discover disturbing clues about what is happening in the dungeon, and may be tempted to disobey and to investigate in the forbidden rooms of the dungeon… But be careful, you have to look as submissive and obedient as possible, or you may not survive until the end of the week…

Play a dungeon janitor working for an evil mage, and discover the joys of dungeon maintenance. Clean blood, repair traps, loot dead adventurers, and much more.

Live an epic* adventure like you never lived before, and discover an original satirical dark fantasy world filled with humor. (*Almost)

Explore a dangerous dungeon full of deadly traps, secret rooms, and mysteries.

Be a sneaky goblin. Infiltrate forbidden places, read confidential journals, and discover terrible secrets, while pretending to be a submissive and obedient minion.

Hide in the shadows, avoid making noise, listen to your surrounding, pay attention to the environment, open doors carefully… try not to get caught.

Inspired by immersive sims, we do not create puzzles, but problems. The physically-based interactions and traps, and the complex and open level design, offers multiple paths and solutions.

Evil Dungeon Master looking for a Goblin for one-week job

Live an epic* adventure working for an evil mage, in a dungeon full of traps and treasures, for a salary of one thousand gold coins! Spend your time doing rewarding and enriching tasks, such as:

  • Sweeping the floor
  • Cooking meals
  • Repairing traps**
  • Cleaning blood and body parts
  • Looting dead*** adventurers

The candidate should be a submissive and obedient Goblin. It is especially forbidden to:

  • Disobey the master
  • Explore the dungeon instead of working
  • Sneak in forbidden rooms
  • Investigate the terrible secrets of the dungeon
  • Never, ever, speak with cursed magical items

*Almost. **The Goblin working for an evil dungeon master agrees not to sue the Dungeons Owner Guild in case of serious injuries, multiple dismemberments, incurable curses, or permanent death. ***The Dungeons Owner Guild decline all responsibilities in the event that the mentioned adventurers would still be alive during the maintenance operations.

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